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- Saturday, 15 December 2007 -
 

Quiero Un Perro Caliente!! - LatinFucker

Do you now? Well, you're a wiener then.

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You just did a dead horse. You must have a big willy then. Shame it will not fit any woman. - xXx3

Oh, you kid yourself. It fit your mom quite snuggly last night.

But that's only because she has a cunt like a bucket.

Yes, I broke my own rule and pulled out a particularly vulgar "your Mom" punchline. I have shamed myself and my family.

Not that my family are unfamiliar with shame.

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flashes the SU-FI fuckass - THESTAIN

SU-FI? Is that some sort of Japanese hentai fetish or something? I could Google it but I'm not impressed enough with your insults to do it.

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IF MICHAEL JACKSON STARED IN A BEASTIALITY PORN WHO WOULD BE UR FATHER MJ OR THE HORSE...I CANT TELL - THESTAIN

If Michael Jackson stared in a beastiality porn movie, it would (I assume) happen in the future. Although time is a concept that can be hard to comprehend if you have an amoebic level of congnitive function, I can tell you that my presence on the Earth at this stage in history is infallible proof that Michael Jackson is not my father.

I can offer you no proof that my father is not a horse.

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You suck! - Kabi

This is not new information.

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emo kid - mike

You make me want to cut myself. I love you so much and hate myself.

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wat kind of name is Mzebonga cme on people - bad boii

What kind of a name is bad boii? At least mine is spelled right.

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"999 and 666 is pick-up the sticks you damn filthy bitch!" - Lucifer

Are you quoting Gangsta Rap at me?

I surely hope not.

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piss off - boobs

No.

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stephen mc gahon you FUCKING FAT ASSED BASTARD go fuck a cat - FUCK YOU

Stephen McGahon? Who is Stephen McGahon? Is someone taking credit for my work?

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