BogBanter is what happens when you give a small number typewriters to a similar number of monkeys: far from the works of Shakespeare, you get this tripe.
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Why Don't George and JCP love me anymore?

So I redesigned the site in the hope that everyone would come back and they haven't.

Sure, they offered me platitudes and empty promises but I have yet to see any of them deliver on them... The only people who still seem to love this site are the piss fetishists...

Oh well, at least someone loves it...
Ran from Tuesday, 8th September 2009 to Wednesday, 17th March 2010 (190 days)
Suggested by Mzebonga on Tuesday, 8th September 2009

Mzebonga (Tuesday, 8th September 2009, 13:28) : You're all foul deserters!

Festus (Tuesday, 8th September 2009, 16:19) : It seems such a shame that George and JCP have flown the nest. I hope to goodness that they haven't grown up!
What would it take?

Festus (Thursday, 10th September 2009, 17:59) : If the good die young; does that mean all old people are bad?

Mzebonga (Monday, 14th September 2009, 20:14) : Oh, Festus, please knock your whimsical nonsense on the head and return to poo and fart jokes... You're marginally less annoying when you do that.

Mzebonga (Saturday, 16th January 2010, 21:55) : Nobody wants to play anymore...

George (Wednesday, 3rd March 2010, 07:25) : Because you touch yourself whenever we're there. Besides it's been so long since I last saw JCP that I genuinly believe that you've Fritzled her.

Mzebonga (Wednesday, 3rd March 2010, 19:44) : I object to the accusations and the fact that you have used a term that I coined and passed it off as your own!

And welcome back to the fold!

George (Friday, 5th March 2010, 15:48) : Of course I had, I'm proud to have been on the recieving end of the phrase and intend to BIll Gates it as best I can.

Mzebonga (Friday, 5th March 2010, 19:57) : By that, I assume you mean to turn it into a train wreck on the scale of Katie Price?

(I'm only saying Katie Price because "Katie Price pissing" is one of my highest search rankings. Seriously. Katie Price. Who would have thought of it?)

George (Sunday, 7th March 2010, 21:31) : nope, not enough trains in the world.

Also eww.

Mzebonga (Tuesday, 9th March 2010, 21:29) : I know. But every subversive comedy site needs a sexual fetish associated with it.

TheInsaneDomain had furries. I have pissing.